Mardi Gras 2018 Launch, So Pretty in Pink!

Be proud, be strong, look after yourself, look after your mates, look after the community and have a happy Mardi Gras! Continue reading Mardi Gras 2018 Launch, So Pretty in Pink!

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Adventuresontoast new york pt 4: Fire Island

Howdy Toasters, It all started when the Alabama Sparkle said “Gurl you better be packing drag for Fire Island. Queens run the world up in here on July 4 , you & I are gettin fierce together”…  Lady Toast was going international.. this will be interesting I thought. The first question was how to squeeze a drag queen, albeit a dismantled one, into a holiday suitcase, … the hair alone took up the space reserved for my top 3 adidas hi-tops… (Funnily enough “Do I really need to schlep the Lady drag all the way to NewYork?” wasn’t even a … Continue reading Adventuresontoast new york pt 4: Fire Island

adventuresontoast – New York pt 2 : The drinking game

Howdy Toasters, So one of the lessons learned, actually remembered is probably better terminology, while adventuring is that US bars serve booze in a way designed to knock an elephant off it’s trunk in one sip. Now the art of drinking, remaining upright, joyous and conversational is one that, a few minor incidents aside, is one that I’m fairly well practiced in. I’ve been Valedictorian at the Veuve Cliquot Championships, Petron’s People’s Choice Winner, Wild Turkey’s Top Turkey and labeled Cognac Mack by Hennessey but not even this number of alcoholic accolades had me prepared. One shot from a drag … Continue reading adventuresontoast – New York pt 2 : The drinking game

642:5 Waking Up Elsewhere

Howdy Toasters, So a warning before you proceed. This adventure from the pages of 642 is suitable for 18+ & those who can handle a little bit of filth. 642: 5 Waking up elsewhere urgh…. strange, strange sounds Fuck my head hurts squeaking, squelching, slapping?..wait that’s getting more, more… aahh I can’t think….. like slapping but harder. It’s kind of faint though, I’m not really sure whats going on actually. why am I on my knees? It’s cold Doesn’t feel like I’m wearing much What the fu….what the fuck is going on? Smells kinda funky too, musty, weird, sticky, familiar. … Continue reading 642:5 Waking Up Elsewhere