The grass

Howdy Toasters, (getting all post break up poeticy… ) I was sitting on the hill on my little patch of grass…. It was dry, wilted, burnt and browning. You could tell it needed tending just by looking. But it wasn’t just mine, it was ours. To be honest I knew it needed care, not that you could tell. A green thumb isn’t something I possessed and rather than learn to garden, find a fertilizer, buy a garden zombie to add some life (or gnome as normal people might ) or just  simply water the dying patch that surrounded me I … Continue reading The grass

A Toast to Totes!

Howdy Toasters, Holla and cheer for the word of the day it’s totes time to shine, champagne shower, read away. There’s a word of the day that I use far too much It’s totes becoming a bit of a crutch It’s a word that portrays something huge in it’s meaning And said with some modern day tweaks intervening Fit for all purpose and easy to say Resistance is futile, embrace it okay Feeling befuddled, not sure what to do? I know how you feel, that’s totes fuds to you Drunk and disgraceful and lighting your fuse? That’s not how you … Continue reading A Toast to Totes!

642:5 Waking Up Elsewhere

Howdy Toasters, So a warning before you proceed. This adventure from the pages of 642 is suitable for 18+ & those who can handle a little bit of filth. 642: 5 Waking up elsewhere urgh…. strange, strange sounds Fuck my head hurts squeaking, squelching, slapping?..wait that’s getting more, more… aahh I can’t think….. like slapping but harder. It’s kind of faint though, I’m not really sure whats going on actually. why am I on my knees? It’s cold Doesn’t feel like I’m wearing much What the fu….what the fuck is going on? Smells kinda funky too, musty, weird, sticky, familiar. … Continue reading 642:5 Waking Up Elsewhere

Pacific White Sided Dolphins… sheer joy

Howdy Toasters, Taking a quick study break surf around the interweb i found this on a friends FB wall. A few guys out fishing and then something magical and wonderous that took my breathe away happens. Please take a moment to watch this little gem of nature, i think i forgot to breathe and i know i had a tear of joy in my eye Break out the Butter, i’ll be back real soon Continue reading Pacific White Sided Dolphins… sheer joy

No More “No”

Howdy Toasters, So apparently I say No a lot, so much so that I’m sure I could’ve auditioned for the role of Dr No. This is something I didn’t realize until very recently… and until it was too late to not say no any more I never thought I was or would ever become a big no sayer but it seems to have crept up on me and I gotta say I don’t like it, it doesn’t feel like me. I can only think that fear, anxiety, stubbornness and selfishness led me to my extensive but far from proud (actually … Continue reading No More “No”

Muto by Blu , Graffiti on the move

Howdy Toasters, This is one of my favourite pieces of graffiti art.. Well actually it’s more than graffiti, watch and see for yourself. “Muto,” is a short film by Italian street artist Blu that brings his graffiti artwork to life. Blu paints his otherwordly creations on buildings and other public spaces, before animating them using stop motion techniques. Watch as Blu’s wild menagerie of characters morph and creep across buildings in Buenos Aires. For more Blu visit http://blublu.org/ Break out the Butter, i’ll be back real soon   Continue reading Muto by Blu , Graffiti on the move